Tuesday, 29 September 2009

Only at Vassar...

FROM CAMPUS SECURITY---

A rare historical preserved kiwi bird has been removed from Olmsted  
Hall.  The bird has been treated with arsenic and should only be  
handled by trained personnel equipped with proper personal protective  
equipment.  Arsenic is very toxic and can cause significant health  
problems if materials containing arsenic or arsenic dust  are not  
handled properly.
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I can't be the only one who thought this was hilarious.

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